"My Mustache Which Is Very Young" (Fifth Wheel Press 2026) is a poetry microchapbook built on the the framework of question-and-answer poems addressed to my surgeon. These questions are organized around concerns that medical providers have had historically and currently about trans patients’ authenticity. I answer these questions directly and slantly about my own experience navigating the American healthcare system. These poems challenge the idea that a patient can be worthy or unworthy of a sex change.